Eight strains, eight signs
Find your sign
Every strain in the network with a full guide has a character, and every character is a sign: who you are if that strain is yours, your hour and your place, your flaw, your people. A bluff at first light. A city after dark. A track between mango trees, a clearing under the aurora, a redwood hollow after moonrise, a cheese shop after closing, a cobbled street at two minutes to midnight, a high pass where the map lines drift across the sky.
Which stamp are you?
Six questions, no account, no email. The answer is a stamp, a character and a sign written for you. Nothing is stored and nothing is sent.
Your stamp: No 01
The Daydreamer
If Blue Dream is your strain, you are up before the sun with a notebook open to page one, and you draw the sunrise before it happens. Meet the Daydreamer.
Your stamp: No 04
The Night Courier
If Sour Diesel is your strain, you talk to clocks, you take the bridge, and you have never once been late. Meet the Night Courier.
Your stamp: No 08
The Sprinter
If Green Crack is your strain, you are out of the blocks the moment the sun clears the trees, and you keep count for whoever is in the next lane. Meet the Sprinter.
Your stamp: No 12
The Aurora Keeper
If Northern Lights is your strain, you keep a lantern lit for whoever sees it from the road, and you let the sky find you. Meet the Aurora Keeper.
Your stamp: No 03
The Night Owl
If Purple Urkle is your strain, you keep late hours on purpose, because the best stars come out after everyone else is asleep. Meet the Night Owl.
Your stamp: No 09
The Funky Gourmet
If Blue Cheese is your strain, you never go home at six, and the small room you are in becomes the best room in the city. Meet the Funky Gourmet.
Your stamp: No 20
Cindy at Midnight
If Cinderella 99 is your strain, two minutes is plenty, you never go back for the shoe, and you arrive laughing. Meet Cindy at Midnight.
Your stamp: No 11
The Mountain Elder
If Hindu Kush is your strain, you ask “faster to where?”, you read the lines, and you sit before you decide. Meet the Mountain Elder.
The eight signs
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How the signs work
A sign is written to the reader whose strain this is, the way a horoscope is: a portrait, not a prediction, and nothing to do with what the plant does. That is a question for the guides, which are built on lab data and cited sources. Every character and world is original, made under Official Cannabis art direction; nobody in them is a real person, and nothing in them is borrowed. How the art is made and what it never shows is in our editorial policy.