Forty-two strains, forty-two signs
Find your sign
Forty-two of the fifty-seven strains in the network have a character, and every character is a sign: who you are if that strain is yours, your hour and your place, your flaw, your people. A bluff at first light. A city after dark. The dune at the end of the avenues. The mask room under the stage, five minutes to curtain. The last garage before the long dark, 3:10 a.m. And thirty-seven more worlds after those. The quiz can land on any of the fifty-seven stamps.
Which stamp are you?
Six questions, no account, no email. The answer is one of the fifty-seven stamps: for forty-two of them, a character and a sign written for you; for the rest, the stamp and a line of its own. Nothing is stored and nothing is sent.
Your stamp: No 01
The Daydreamer
If Blue Dream is your strain, you are up before the sun with a notebook open to page one, and you draw the sunrise before it happens. Meet the Daydreamer.
Your stamp: No 02
Lemon Kush
If Lemon Kush is your strain, people tell different stories about where you come from, and you let every one of them stand. Your stamp is the lemon.
Your stamp: No 03
The Night Owl
If Purple Urkle is your strain, you keep late hours on purpose, because the best stars come out after everyone else is asleep. Meet the Night Owl.
Your stamp: No 04
The Night Courier
If Sour Diesel is your strain, you talk to clocks, you take the bridge, and you have never once been late. Meet the Night Courier.
Your stamp: No 05
Lamb's Bread
If Lamb’s Bread is your strain, you answer to two names, and nobody has ever found out who your parents were. Your stamp is the lamb.
Your stamp: No 06
Chemdawg
If Chemdawg is your strain, you take things apart to see how they work, you keep notes nobody else can read, and half the family tree turns out to trace back to you. Your stamp is the bulldog with the eyepatch.
Your stamp: No 07
Grape Ape
If Grape Ape is your strain, you are the big quiet one at the table, the one who notices everything and speaks last. Your stamp is the purple ape.
Your stamp: No 08
The Sprinter
If Green Crack is your strain, you are out of the blocks the moment the sun clears the trees, and you keep count for whoever is in the next lane. Meet the Sprinter.
Your stamp: No 09
The Funky Gourmet
If Blue Cheese is your strain, you never go home at six, and the small room you are in becomes the best room in the city. Meet the Funky Gourmet.
Your stamp: No 10
Critical Jack
If Critical Jack is your strain, you hold two strong opinions at once, and you always say the important part first. Your stamp is the exclamation mark.
Your stamp: No 11
The Mountain Elder
If Hindu Kush is your strain, you ask “faster to where?”, you read the lines, and you sit before you decide. Meet the Mountain Elder.
Your stamp: No 12
The Aurora Keeper
If Northern Lights is your strain, you keep a lantern lit for whoever sees it from the road, and you let the sky find you. Meet the Aurora Keeper.
Your stamp: No 13
G13 Haze
If G13 Haze is your strain, you came second one year and won outright the next, and you have heard every story people tell about you without correcting one. Your stamp is the shield with the molecule.
Your stamp: No 14
The Noon Conductor
If Pineapple Express is your strain, you know that going back is part of going up, and you stop the train for anyone who waves. Meet the Noon Conductor.
Your stamp: No 15
The Perfumer
If Purple Haze is your strain, you light the fire under a copper still as the sun goes down and wait at the edge of the lavender for the first drop. Meet the Perfumer.
Your stamp: No 16
OG Kush
If OG Kush is your strain, people argue about who your parents were and what your initials stand for, and you let them. Your stamp is the two green letters.
Your stamp: No 17
The Old Angler
If Granddaddy Purple is your strain, you row out at dusk with one rod and a dented thermos, and you are in no hurry at all. Meet the Old Angler.
Your stamp: No 18
Jack Herer
If Jack Herer is your strain, you carry a famous person’s name and live up to it, and you have never told anyone the exact recipe. Your stamp is the bearded face in the cap.
Your stamp: No 19
The Town Crier
If Forum Cookies is your strain, you hear the news first and you pass it on, three rings and out loud, before the shadow moves. Meet the Town Crier.
Your stamp: No 19
GSC
If GSC is your strain, you go by your initials now, and people still argue about one letter of your family tree. Your stamp is the bitten cookie.
Your stamp: No 21
The Fog Scooper
If Gelato is your strain, you give everything a number before you give it a name, and you lay the evening down one avenue at a time. Meet the Fog Scooper.
Your stamp: No 26
The Lagoon Mechanic
If Papaya is your strain, you are on the dock before the plane is awake, and on glass-calm mornings you know how to make your own ripples. Meet the Lagoon Mechanic.
Your stamp: No 30
The Orangery Keeper
If Tropicana Cookies is your strain, you keep one orange tree warm through the coldest winter in the city and hand the first fruit out the door. Meet the Orangery Keeper.
Your stamp: No 31
The Dawn Porter
If Guava is your strain, you are in the hall before the market wakes, you read every crate three ways, and nothing leaves your barrow without the right tag. Meet the Dawn Porter.
Your stamp: No 32
The Night Mechanic
If Grease Monkey is your strain, you keep the lights on after everyone else has gone to bed, and you can hear what is wrong before the engine stops. Meet the Night Mechanic.
Your stamp: No 34
The Carousel Keeper
If Candyland is your strain, you get the old carousel turning at twilight and make sure nobody watches from the rail. Meet the Carousel Keeper.
Your stamp: No 35
The Volcano Listener
If Lava Cake is your strain, you keep the night watch on a mountain with a warm heart, and you listen longer than anyone. Meet the Volcano Listener.
Your stamp: No 47
Cindy at Midnight
If Cinderella 99 is your strain, two minutes is plenty, you never go back for the shoe, and you arrive laughing. Meet Cindy at Midnight.
Your stamp: No 48
Agent Orange
If Agent Orange is your strain, you walk in as if the briefing already happened, and you are the first to notice the one piece missing. Your stamp is the orange with a segment lifted out.
Your stamp: No 49
Lime OG
If Lime OG is your strain, there are two of you, one from Washington and one from Barcelona, and you both answer to the same name. Your stamp is the half lime.
Your stamp: No 50
The Porch Broadcaster
If Georgia Pie is your strain, you keep a whole town company from the porch steps at golden hour, and you read out the ripest peaches first. Meet the Porch Broadcaster.
Your stamp: No 51
The Fountain Mechanic
If Gushers is your strain, you can hear one stuck valve across a crowded square, and you have never once let noon arrive dry. Meet the Fountain Mechanic.
Your stamp: No 52
The Night Florist
If Wedding Cake is your strain, you do your best work at three in the morning for a party you will not stay for, and you try every flower until one looks back. Meet the Night Florist.
Your stamp: No 53
The Chime Driver
If Ice Cream Cake is your strain, you drive the last route of summer at five miles an hour, and you always go around the block one more time. Meet the Chime Driver.
Your stamp: No 54
The Keyholder
If Mimosa is your strain, you have every yellow awning out before the sun gets there and a key for every shutter in town, and nobody ever sees you do it. Meet the Keyholder.
Your stamp: No 55
The Mask-Maker
If Animal Face is your strain, you can tell what someone needs before they say it, and you hand them the face to be brave in. Meet the Mask-Maker.
Your stamp: No 56
The Projectionist
If Black Cherry Gelato is your strain, you run the light from the dark, you know a film by its scratches rather than its title, and nobody ever sees you do it. Meet the Projectionist.
Your stamp: No 57
The Navigator
If Cheetah Piss is your strain, you ride with a brass compass at your chest and the roadbook open in your hand, three turns ahead of everyone else. Meet the Navigator.
Your stamp: No 58
The Kite Maker
If Rainbow Runtz is your strain, you build things out of everybody’s leftovers and get them off the ground by twenty to five. Meet the Kite Maker.
Your stamp: No 59
The Lightkeeper
If Durban Poison is your strain, you take the hundred and twelve steps two at a time at noon and polish the great lens until the room fills with rainbows. Meet the Lightkeeper.
Your stamp: No 60
The Shaper
If Maui Wowie is your strain, you make the thing that carries somebody else, and you know which board they need before they do. Meet the Shaper.
Your stamp: No 61
The Lifeguard
If Tropicana Cherry is your strain, you climb the tall chair on the hottest day of the year and keep everyone else’s afternoon safe and loud. Meet the Lifeguard.
Your stamp: No 62
The Neon Mender
If LA Kush Cake is your strain, you notice the one light everyone else stopped seeing was out, and you wait for dusk to bring it back. Meet the Neon Mender.
Your stamp: No 63
The Moonbraider
If GMO Cookies is your strain, you do your best work after the gate is latched and the moon is up, and you can tell the keeper from the rest by smell alone. Meet the Moonbraider.
Your stamp: No 64
The Sunset Gardener
If Sherbet is your strain, you do your best work when the heat lets go, and you keep the stray nobody planted until it blooms. Meet the Sunset Gardener.
Your stamp: No 65
The Ferry Pilot
If Watermelon Z is your strain, you answer every bell, you never hurry the river, and you never quite pick a bank. Meet the Ferry Pilot.
Your stamp: No 66
The Pan Tuner
If Papaya Punch is your strain, you hear the one note that is a hair off, and you wait for the evening breeze to set it right. Meet the Pan Tuner.
Your stamp: No 67
The Funicular Operator
If Cherry Gelato is your strain, you keep two things in balance, you correct names kindly, and you meet everything exactly halfway. Meet the Funicular Operator.
Your stamp: No 68
The Selector
If Gelato 45 is your strain, you listen before you choose, and you always play the other side first. Meet the Selector.
Your stamp: No 69
The Sailmaker
If Triangle Mints is your strain, you are on the loft floor by seven with chalk on your knees, cutting a sail to the wind’s measure before the tide turns. Meet the Sailmaker.
Your stamp: No 70
The Balloonist
If Runtz Cake is your strain, you let a little balloon go first, read the morning’s layers and ride the one that brings you home. Meet the Balloonist.
Your stamp: No 71
The Tug Captain
If Cherry Diesel is your strain, you are up before the harbor, you lean in instead of shoving, and you bring big things home. Meet the Tug Captain.
Your stamp: No 72
The Beacon Climber
If White Fire OG is your strain, you are the one who notices the light that went out, and you climb to it while the city sleeps. Meet the Beacon Climber.
Your stamp: No 73
Blueberry
If Blueberry is your strain, you have been around since the late seventies, you took the crown in 2000, and the stories about your parents still do not agree. Your stamp is the three crowned blueberries.
Your stamp: No 74
Super Lemon Haze
If Super Lemon Haze is your strain, you won two years running, and you still walk in like the newcomer. Your stamp is the lemon in the haze.
Your stamp: No 76
Trainwreck
If Trainwreck is your strain, everyone tells the story of how you got your name, and nobody can prove a word of it. Your stamp is the toppled locomotive.
Your stamp: No 77
Strawberry Cough
If Strawberry Cough is your strain, you are known by the friend who introduced you, not by whoever made you. Your stamp is the strawberry.
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How the signs work
A sign is written to the reader whose strain this is, the way a horoscope is: a portrait, not a prediction, and nothing to do with what the plant does. That is a question for the guides, which are built on lab data and cited sources. Every character and world is original, made under Official Cannabis art direction; nobody in them is a real person, and nothing in them is borrowed. How the art is made and what it never shows is in our editorial policy.